held-in-some-dreaming-state:

He’s just a boy, and I’m just a girl./Can I make it anymore obvious?/We are in love/Haven’t you heard how we rock each other’s world?

mrpuckermanforyou:

Well you’re about to have the time of your life.

Best. Boyfriend. Ever.

mrpuckermanforyou:

Do you want one?

mrpuckermanforyou:

Comparing to how you’ve been the last couple of weeks, giving you a small show is nothing.

Does that mean I get a fashion show?

msshelbycorcoran:

I missed you around. Oh, hey, you and Puck need to come over and have dinner with Beth and I sometime this week. Beth’s missed you both.

I’ll talk to Noah about it. I don’t see it being a problem at all. You know how he loves to see Beth. I miss her, too.

asian-sex-symbol:

We need to hang out!

Yes we do!

mrpuckermanforyou:

Whatever you want, babe.

You’re so good to me, Baby.

asian-sex-symbol:

I did!

I missed you, too, Tina!

msshelbycorcoran:

Hey baby girl. I’m glad you’re back. How are you feeling?

Aww, I missed you, too, Mom. ♥ I’m feeling great, happy to be back.

mrpuckermanforyou:

the-diva-berry replied to your post: rachel just told quinn about your spiderman, superman and batman underwear

And it was Quinn who told me, not the other way around.

the-diva-berry replied to your post: rachel just told quinn about your spiderman, superman and batman underwear

How come I have yet to see these boxers, Noah?

Probably cause I rarely wear any..

That’s true, but you’re going to have to show me now.

whywouldmadonnadothat:

As we all know, the coveted pedophile known as glee club enthusiast, Will Schuester, has been a performer in said club for over 3 years, and decided to go back and try to restore its former glory. Unfortunately, within that club are webs of lies and deception, possibly created by the loud-mouthed and risque banter of a Jew, Rachel Berry.

Because of the small children and peevish adolesence, it’s easy for someone, such as Schuester, to prey on their innocent minds, lurking in the shadows to pop up like a sexually ambiguous creature from an Asian horror movie or any sort of pardoy film involving international sexy symbol, Shannan Elizabeth.

So, with that swarming around, I would like it to be known that Will Schuester is having an affair with some of his students. The names I shall not reveal Quinn Fabray, Rachel Berry, Asian that somehow stopped Stuttering, Possibly the McCauley Kulkin Stunt Double, but I can assure you, with this post, we can make sure that it doesn’t happen again by outing the man who uses his hair cream as a possible lubricant for nights when he feels lonely and decides to pleasure himself by looking through derailed and tattered yearbooks from previous installments of McKinley years.

……This is so wrong….on so many…many…levels.

ghost-of-gracekelly:

I did no such thing.

And I’m sure that’s exactly how Noah is gunna see it to…

ghost-of-gracekelly:

the-diva-berry:

Do it, Jesse…do it.

Hey, I told you about Puck! You’re supposed to be on my side! Shame on you, Berry!

Yeah, you told on him so that Jesse and I would tell on each other. I think it’s only fair if it’s your turn.

consultant-stjames:

ghost-of-gracekelly: 

You’ve got nothing on me, so carry on. ;)

Don’t I?

Do it, Jesse…do it.